The Jokers Blues
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About: I tend to declare obnoxious statements. It's not for attention... I think. Beyonce's stupid.

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

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“I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please, don’t ask me who I am.”Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath   (via thatkindofwoman)

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All told, the sequence clocks in at around six minutes. Fukunaga and the crew ran through the whole thing seven times while the cameras were rolling. The director built in possible edit points if two takes had to be combined to make the perfect version of the shot, but anyone who is wondering should know that the sequence everyone saw in the episode is, in fact, a true single take and one of the great achievements of filmmaking for television - True Detective: How Did They Pull Off That Final Shot?

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thewayward-sonn:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

Nature is fucking metal. 

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"Was I asleep? Had I slept?"

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zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

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threedollarwine:

crystalmethalicious:

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

and if you’ve had depression since early childhood you don’t even know if you have your own personality

you didn’t have time to be a person before depression

and it’s scary having no idea who you are

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ijustloveyoutubers:

hey-nnister:

helioscentrifuge:

SHOTS FIRED

Damn that turned innocent to calling out sexism real fast

But the best thing is that it wasn’t planned, I think that’s why I love livestreams so much. There’s no editing so it’s just them.

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